As the Sun Set, Amerikkkan troops surrounded us. They held the bridge over the Tongue River. They were armed, maybe 20 of them I could see, knowing they must also have snipers I could not. They had us surrounded, They were behind us too, between us and Birney Village. the River being the funnel they pushed us toward. We hunkered down in the Tipi, the Mongrel Horde wondering what was afoot.
Then, sudden and rapid words over radios and among the invaders. They let loose their automatic weapons. The staccato fire, all around us. The Horde could tell, as I could, that they were just shooting blanks. The 2 different calibers we heard were their weapons of choice in small arms munitions. The Horde settled in, knowing it was all hot air. The firing stopped. They must have shot the fuck out of us in their imagination. They began walking across the bridge toward us. I heard them cursing “Iraqis”. SO, after their bravado and boasts, I shouted back, because we were a mere 100 yards apart, “Fuck Amerikkka, Fuck Amerikkka, Fuck Amerikkka, Fuck America! Praise Allah! You Shoot Blanks! Come over here and I will FUCK YOU ALL UP!” Said this over and over a few times….
The invaders left.
So, WHY surround the Tipi and attempt to terrorize? Comandante Field Marshall Song Zoo of the Beautiful Birney Cats said I should feel HONORED The Enemy spent so much to send a hollow message.
We Shall Not Be Moved. Long Live HAMAS. Long Live REVOLUTION!
Ohecetu. I Am Defender Eagle.